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1999 Archive: The Talented Mr. Ripley

 I told my wife I could be anyone she wants. She said, “Fine, be the guy who fixes the leaky faucet.”

Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Party Like It’s…” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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