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2008 Classic: The Stella Artois

 “The fancy beer for people who still have jobs.”

Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Archive: The Brat Summer
 A girl walks into a bar wearing neon green, messy hair, and smud...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
 A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
 "It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
 "Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
 A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Bar Stool
 "Reserved for the person who isn't filming a TikTok."Part of the...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Apple Vision Pro
 A guy walks into a bar wearing a giant headset. He keeps waving ...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@OfficeWorker_9907/14/2005 07:58I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@Napster_User_9910/14/1995 18:43Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@Avatar_Na_vi01/28/2004 02:25I see you... laughing!
@Bluetooth_Bot09/08/2006 22:51Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Distracted_Boy11/02/2007 13:13Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@Not_Bad_Obama01/07/2004 07:26Not bad. Not bad at all.
@Anonymous_User11/18/1995 08:50We are many. We are laughing.

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