2024. Still married. Still don’t have enough “Aura” to win an argument.
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2000 Joke: A Happy Marriage Is
A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »
The Snoring Symphony
Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »
67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition
In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Toaster
It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Bed
It detects my snoring and tilts the mattress until I roll off on...read more »
The Morning Person
Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »
What’s the difference between love and...
What’s the difference between love and marriage?
Love is blind b...read more »
2025 Archive: The VR Vacation
We "went" to Japan. I told her I’m jet-lagged. She said, "You’re...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition
In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate-Control House
The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to "C...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Meta-Marriage
We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »
My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Blackberry” Edition
In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
I should make a game about this joke.