She’s moved up to a “Venti.” I’m pretty sure she’s vibrating. I’ve never seen the house so clean.
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I should make a stickman movie about this.
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
A wild laugh appeared!
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