Mastering the art of winter preparation.
My wife said I’m like a squirrel. I hide things in “safe places” and then spend the next three years trying to remember where they are.
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
What do you call a deer...
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye-deer!read more »
Why don’t zebras play hide and...
Why don’t zebras play hide and seek?
Because they’re always spot...read more »
83 Animal Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Bug Protocol
Welcome to 1999. The world lives in the shadow of the Matrix, mus...read more »
There are five cows on a...
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves...read more »
What do frogs order at fast...
What do frogs order at fast food restaurants?
French flies and a...read more »
70 Animal Jokes: The 1996 Menagerie Patch
Welcome back to the vault. We’re hitting 1996, a year where scien...read more »
The Owl Wisdom
Late night advice from the smartest bird in the woods.An owl told...read more »
What do you call a snake...
What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil s...read more »
68 Animal Jokes: The 2001 Shrek & Pod Protocol
Welcome to 2001. A year where we learned that ogres have layers l...read more »
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Welcome to 2013. The year we all stood still for fifteen seconds ...read more »
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The Rabbit Speed
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Why did the crab never share his toys?
Because he was a little s...read more »
What do you call a sleeping...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!read more »
82 Animal Jokes: The 2003 Nemo & Tunes Protocol
Welcome to 2003. A year where we all promised "Fish are friends, ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
Laughing is as laughing does.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
classic 90s humor style. reminds me of the old internet forums. nostalgia!
my girlfriend didnt laugh. i think shes broken. hahaha.
i’ve been scrolling for 20 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.