Why did the lawyer tell the officer he was a “sovereign citizen”? He didn’t believe it; he just wanted to see if he could bill for the time spent in the holding cell.
Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes & Da Vinci Code” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
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I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
M’lady... this joke is superb.
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!