I told her I’m fast. She said, “Not when it comes to responding to my texts.”
Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »
The Birthday Wish
A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »
2025 Legacy: The AI Podcast
He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »
The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »
“A couple had been married for...
“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »
2024 Joke: Marriage Is When A
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »
2025 Archive: The Digital Estate
I told her I’m leaving her my "Skins" in my will. She said, "I w...read more »
68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »
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62 Marriage Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Blackberry” Edition
In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »
2025 Classic: The Autonomous Exit
I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
1997 Joke: Before Marriage A Man
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »
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