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A guy walks into a bar and says, “A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? A billion dollars… and a shot of tequila.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy walks in and says, "I'm waiting for the dark." The bartend...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

@Floppy_Disk_Hero05/12/1997 10:52I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@Quake_Fragger12/02/2008 06:06M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@Net_Neutral_9502/20/2012 18:32This is why we need the internet.

@Jurassic_Park_Grant12/17/2013 22:53They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@Space_Background12/01/2008 22:06The stars are aligned for this joke.

@Delicious_Links02/09/2009 18:42Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!

@Trogdor_Burn11/27/2006 06:33Burninating the countryside with laughter!