A slippery situation in the grass.
Why can’t you trust a snake? Because they don’t have a leg to stand on.
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
75 Animal Jokes: The 2013 Harlem Shake & Next-Gen Protocol
Welcome to 2013. The year we all stood still for fifteen seconds ...read more »
What do frogs order at fast...
What do frogs order at fast food restaurants?
French flies and a...read more »
82 Animal Jokes: The Ever Given & Squid Game Protocol (2021)
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The Rabbit Speed
Bouncing through the meadow of comedy.How many rabbits does it ta...read more »
A boy is selling fish on...
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attentio...read more »
Why did the giraffe get bad...
Why did the giraffe get bad grades?
Because he had his head in t...read more »
How do you catch a squirrel?...
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!read more »
80 Animal Jokes: The 2014 Ice Bucket & Wearable Tech Protocol
Welcome to 2014. The year we all dumped freezing water on our hea...read more »
What kind of dog loves indulging...
What kind of dog loves indulging in magic tricks?
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80 Animal Jokes: The Barbenheimer & Generative AI Protocol (2023)
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80 Animal Jokes: The 2005 Viral Video & 360 Protocol
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The Duck’s Bill
When the check arrives at the pond.A duck walks into a store and ...read more »
76 Animal Jokes: The 2010 Tablet & Retro-Filter Protocol
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I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
We created a monster... of a joke!
The human guide to online humor.
High five for this joke!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
so much better than tiktok. real text humor.
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.
i’ve heard a version of this in london, but this one is much better.