2018 Vintage: The Slender Man

I told her I’m the Slender Man. She said, “You haven’t been ‘slender’ since our wedding day, Greg.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@Java_Script_Kid05/29/2006 08:33Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@GameBoy_Color07/22/2003 03:56Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@Frasier_Crane01/07/2013 02:30I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Beverly_Hills_9021005/11/2002 18:33The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Campus_King02/11/2002 22:04The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.

@Salt_Bae_Original10/09/2009 21:00Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

@Construction_Dig03/09/2009 23:13Still digging for more humor!

@CounterStrike_Pro04/13/2001 12:41Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!