An ogre walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind.” The ogre says, “That’s okay, I’m like an onion—I have layers, and most of them are thirsty.”
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If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Alrighty then! Super funny.
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
That was super fast and super funny!
Letting this joke through the port.
The stars are aligned for this joke.
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!