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2000 Legacy: The Shaggy

 “It Wasn’t Me.” My husband’s new anthem for every time he breaks something in the house.

Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Flash_Animator05/18/2011 19:25I should make a stickman movie about this.
@Forrest_Gump_8805/28/1997 23:08Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@AOL_Instant_Msg06/19/2009 05:48I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@Zoolander_Derek12/24/2001 04:36What is this? A joke for ants?
@Starship_Troopers05/19/2007 10:24I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Guestbook_Signer01/01/1995 20:40Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

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