“It Wasn’t Me.” My husband’s new anthem for every time he breaks something in the house.
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Anniversary Gift
Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »
The Morning Person
Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »
67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition
In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »
The Shopping Marathon
Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto” Edition
In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Party Like It’s...” Edition
In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »
2024 Joke: Marriage Is When A
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Therapist
It told us we’re a "Low-Compatibility Unit." I told it to shut u...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Blackberry” Edition
In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »
The Bed Space
A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
What is this? A joke for ants?
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!