What do you call a snake that’s a nurse? A “hiss-pitals” worker.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
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Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
No viruses here, just good vibes.
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
I should make a game about this joke.