Why was the highway so stressed? It had too many “forks” in the road.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
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53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
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