Why did the ghost go to the gym? To work on his “dead” lift.
Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
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Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
More capacity for humor on this site!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.