Why did the ghost wash his hands? To stay “spook-tacularly” clean.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
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No eye deer.read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
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The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
The coolest joke in the zip code.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
This is a comment on a funny joke.