Why do elephants never use computers? Because they’re afraid of the “mouse.”
Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
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Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
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What, like it’s hard to be funny?
The power of three... laughs!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
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