2007 Archive: The Scared Elephant

Why don’t elephants use cell phones? They’re afraid of the “trunk” calls.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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In case he got a hole in one.read more »

It lost all its contacts.read more »

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In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »

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In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »

Because you can see right through them.read more »

They wear snow caps.read more »

Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid: An artichoke. Dad: Well...read more »

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It left its Windows open.read more »

@BBS_Veteran06/09/1997 03:38Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Beanie_Baby_Collector05/27/2011 07:55This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Pokemon_Blue09/25/2009 10:39Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!

@Harry_Potter_0101/03/2004 08:31Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Malware_Hunter01/09/2002 13:22Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan11/17/1997 12:08Shake and bake! Hilarious!

@Safari_Surfer10/14/2010 21:24A wild laugh appeared!