Why did the computer go to the dentist? To get its “Bluetooth” checked.
Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
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Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
Go, go, go! More jokes!