Why did the computer go to the tailor? To fix its “hard-wear.”
Part of the 46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
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Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
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Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Scanning... Laughs detected!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
3D laughs are the best!
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I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
I choose to believe it’s funny.
Equality for all jokes!
RT if you think this is funny!