Why did the penguin go to the party? To “break the ice.”
Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 “Tube-ular” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
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Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!