Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was “outstanding” in his field.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
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Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
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Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
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