2014 Classic: The Sangria

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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Reserved for the person who isn't filming a TikTok."Part of the...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

"The only thing Apple hasn't tried to put a screen on yet."Part ...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor05/19/1999 23:06You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@PalmPilot_Pro08/04/2006 05:42Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@Beanie_Baby_Collector05/03/1995 05:27This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Grunge_Lord_9402/26/2005 03:26I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Protoss_Pylon06/11/2001 21:31You must construct additional laughs!

@LonelyGirl15_F11/25/2010 03:31Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

@Not_Bad_Obama04/21/2003 04:20Not bad. Not bad at all.

@No_Way_Jose10/24/1995 18:13No way! That’s too much!