2015 Legacy: The San Andreas

I told her the earth is shaking. She said, “That’s just the washing machine on the spin cycle, go fix it.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »

My watch told me I lost 500 "Aura points" for forgetting to say ...read more »

"Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »

I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef ...read more »

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »

Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »

Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »

My husband is flirting with his OS. I told him her voice is just...read more »

I told my wife I’m signing us up for the Mars mission. She said,...read more »

@Ebay_Sniper12/27/2005 15:29Bid 10/10 for this humor!

@Diablo_Cow_Level05/28/1995 12:03There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@X-Gen_Mark03/31/2003 14:21This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Austin_Powers_Y11/19/2009 02:02Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Napoleon_Dyna12/05/1996 09:57Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Netscape_Now_B09/07/2004 11:28I clicked the button and it brought me here!