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1996 Vintage: The Rollerblades

 We tried to be an “active” couple. One broken wrist later, we are back to being a “watching movies” couple.

Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Master9905/05/1997 17:59Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
@The_Mask_Smokin11/07/2004 22:19P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@Dorm_Room_Hero03/31/1996 17:14My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@Speed_Racer_Go10/12/2010 12:18Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Footloose_Ren11/13/2013 17:47Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Zoolander_Mug07/23/2000 05:57I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Evil_Kermit_M03/23/1999 14:01Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@Slashdot_Effect02/21/2010 15:53We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
@Believe_It_Or_N01/09/2003 03:49I choose to believe it’s funny.

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