2015 Legacy: The Rocket Man

A guy says, “Elon Musk is going to Mars!” The bartender says, “I’ll believe it when he orders a drink from the Red Planet.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his "Anxiety." The bartender gives him ...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

A guy walks into a bar wearing a giant headset. He keeps waving ...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

"Reserved for the person who isn't filming a TikTok."Part of the...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

@Buffy_Fan9708/01/2013 04:27Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@CRT_Brightness06/20/2002 23:40I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Transformers_OP08/28/1998 19:25Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Dr_Evil_Pinky09/13/2015 19:41One billion... laughs!

@Napoleon_Dyna03/22/2000 15:21Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Animated_Mail_G11/07/1995 11:36The spinning envelope told me to come here.

@Tay_Zonday_Fan04/14/2007 16:40Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.