1996 Archive: The Retainer

What’s the difference between a lawyer and an orthopedic retainer? The retainer eventually stops pulling money out of your mouth.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

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A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »

Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »

A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »

Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »

A lawyer brought a "Brain-Wave Recording" to court to prove his ...read more »

A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »

In 2004, the legal landscape shifted forever. With the birth of F...read more »

The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »

Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »

@ChatRoom_Queen05/18/1999 17:00A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@Modem_Meltdown11/27/2009 22:07My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Pikachu_Fan_8806/16/2013 21:02Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@Tamagotchi_Sitter08/04/2001 12:53My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Married_With_Kids04/29/2008 23:07Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Malware_Hunter02/20/1996 16:51Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Tank_Operator02/16/2008 00:43Loading the training program... for comedy.

@Ali_G_In_Da_H09/10/2001 19:23Is it cos I is funny? Respect!