2001 Classic: The Red Bull Heartbeat

A guy says, “My heart sounds like a techno beat.” The bartender says, “That’s the Red Bull. Sit down.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

"To the year of the brainrot!"Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024...read more »

Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Dad08/08/2007 22:08Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Gladiator_Maximus05/01/2008 20:22Are you not entertained? Because I am!

@Mean_Girls_Regina05/03/2006 17:37Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei03/07/1996 19:27You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Dodgeball_Pat07/05/1995 09:16If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@Scumbag_Steve_X04/01/2005 07:41Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.