2012 Vintage: The Prometheus

A guy spends three hours asking the bartender who created the beer. The bartender says, “A guy named Dave in Milwaukee. Now drink it.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Scanner_Darkly12/13/2013 03:28I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Hey_Arnold_Fan09/21/2005 02:13Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

@Netscape_Now_B11/20/2005 04:13I clicked the button and it brought me here!

@Flickr_User_0412/09/2000 18:14A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

@Boxxy_Queen03/25/1995 19:32I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

@Wall_Post_Hero02/21/2012 15:35Posting this to my own wall right now!