He’s playing “Texas Hold ‘Em” online. He lost fifty dollars. I told him he’s “All In” on the guest room tonight.
Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Blackberry” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!