Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Poker. / Poker who? / Poker (Poke-her) face out the window and see who’s knocking!
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
I want it that way... the funny way!
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
You got it, dude! Very funny.
The future is laughing at us.
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
The stars are aligned for this joke.
At least I have chicken... and this joke!