I told her I’m a detective. She told me to detect where the smell in the fridge is coming from.
Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Memory Chip
I told her I want to delete the memory of our last argument. She...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Meta-Marriage
We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Closet
It won't let me wear my 2014 cargo shorts. The doors just stay l...read more »
The Marriage Counselor
Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »
68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »
The Argument Winner
A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »
The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition
In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Bitcoin 2.0
I told her I’m "HODLing" again. She said, "You’re 'HODLing' onto...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Truck 2.0
It’s even more angular. My wife said it looks like a kitchen app...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Party Like It’s...” Edition
In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »
The Life Insurance
Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »
2025 Classic: The VR Gym
I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »
2025 Legacy: The VR Sports
I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Laughing is as laughing does.
I see funny people... everywhere!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
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