Why did the pizza maker go to jail? He was caught “kneading” the dough illegally.
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LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Plug and Play laughter!
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
Posting this to my own wall right now!