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1996 Vintage: The Phone Cord

 The true test of a 1996 marriage is trying to talk on the kitchen wall phone while the cord stretches through three different rooms.

Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StreetFighter_Ken10/07/2014 01:28Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Cast_Away_Wilson04/27/1995 10:30WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
@HTML_Hacker07/06/2012 12:35<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Numa_Numa_Guy01/09/2009 21:44Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@Annoying_Orange06/12/2004 14:40Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
@Aliens_Guy_Hair06/24/2015 09:36I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

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