2002 Legacy: The Phone Camera

He took a picture of his own thumb. He’s been trying to “upload” it for two hours.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »

“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »

They turn opaque when I try to look at the neighbor’s new car. M...read more »

My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his "...read more »

Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »

What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind b...read more »

@ICQ_Master9902/19/2014 01:40Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@MIRC_Operator04/16/2004 05:40/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@Lion_King_Simba08/22/2014 15:52Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril02/20/1998 14:25He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@USB_Pioneer01/01/2003 09:02Plug and Play laughter!

@CounterStrike_Pro04/10/1999 08:24Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

@Leeroy_Jenkins01/18/1996 06:24At least I have chicken... and this joke!