Why did the lawyer get a two-way pager? So he could tell his clients “I’m in court” while he was actually on his second martini at lunch.
Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997 “Dancing Baby & Billable Minutes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
I am crying... with laughter!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
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