My husband started talking like “The Man Your Man Could Smell Like.” I told him I’m looking at him, I’m looking at the horse, and he’s still the guy who forgot to pay the water bill.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Laughing in slow motion right now!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
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