2008 Vintage: The Old Fashioned

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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy asks for a "Xenomorph" shot. The bartender gives him somet...read more »

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

A guy walks in and asks for a Nuka-Cola. The bartender gives him...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

@Scream_Fan_9605/22/2008 12:19What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!

@Napster_User_9905/18/2000 13:38Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Motherboard_Max01/20/2001 20:39This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Sion_Partier11/14/2013 21:52The last city on Earth loves this one!

@Green_Day_Fan05/11/2001 21:50Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@LiveJournal_Deep12/22/2010 17:49Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.