We watched the movie. Now every time I ask her a question, she just says “Nope.” It’s a very efficient argument-stopper.
Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Grocery List
A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »
My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »
2025 Vintage: The Avatar Date
I sent my avatar to her sister’s wedding. She sent her avatar to...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
2025 Vintage: The VR Divorce
I told her I’m leaving her in the Metaverse. She said, "Great, t...read more »
61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & Inception” Edition
In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »
The Morning Person
Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »
2025 Classic: The Autonomous Exit
I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition
In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »
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In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
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I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef ...read more »
1996 Joke: My Husband And I
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
My fist is clenched... with joy!