1996 Vintage: The Non-Alcoholic

A guy orders a non-alcoholic beer. The bartender says, “Why? Did your car tell you to?”

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@Doom_Guy09/22/2000 23:39Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Yahoo_Directory05/25/2011 06:15Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@Snake_Game_Pro06/11/2005 21:17I crashed my snake because I was laughing.

@Startup_Kid04/30/2008 14:19Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@Dirty_Dancing_F04/17/1997 06:14Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.

@Shoes_Kelly_Fan12/02/2011 22:38OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!

@Troll_Face_Real11/23/2015 15:13Problem? No, just laughs!

@Streamer_Pro_9905/10/2004 07:06Thanks for the donation and the joke!