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2005 Archive: The New Year’s Resolution

 “In 2006, I’m going to be even more legendary.”

Part of the 73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
The Dyslexic Entry
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
 A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

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77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pager_Guy02/13/1997 11:31Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Men_In_Black_K09/30/2000 07:37We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Fight_Club_Member01/13/1998 13:19I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Starship_Troopers01/29/2013 06:09I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Steve-O_Wild07/20/2012 18:07Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Hide_The_Pain_H04/18/2008 16:15I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@Salt_Bae_Original02/02/2010 02:17Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@StumbleUpon_User02/04/2006 14:53I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

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