2000 Legacy: The New Year’s Resolution

A guy says, “My resolution is to spend less time in bars.” The bartender says, “See you tomorrow then.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

A guy walks in looking exhausted and says, "I just want to be Ba...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

"The weather report for November."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The ...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor08/28/2003 18:14You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@DVD_Collector05/16/2012 19:30Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@X-Gen_Mark11/30/2014 08:32This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Fight_Club_Member07/01/1996 01:53I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Dexter_Lab_Fan06/01/1997 12:33Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!

@Ali_G_In_Da_H01/18/2012 20:59Is it cos I is funny? Respect!