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1996 Archive: The New Year’s Resolution

 We promised to spend less time on the “Information Superhighway” and more time talking. That lasted until the modem finished dialing.

Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior10/25/2002 04:48I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@Buffy_Summers_9709/08/2005 06:07Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Antivirus_Pro06/12/2015 14:40No viruses here, just good vibes.
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@PeanutButter_J04/14/2011 07:30It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Ring_Member_9802/15/1995 04:07Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Cloud_Computing12/15/2001 19:39Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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