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2000 Archive: The Napster Part 2

 A guy asks for a free beer. The bartender says, “This isn’t Napster, pal. Here, we actually pay the artists… and the distributors.”

Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpiceGirls_Fan02/16/2003 20:52Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
@Home_Alone_Kevin08/22/1997 13:44Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Lord_Of_The_Rings08/05/2009 23:30One joke to rule them all!
@Winamp_Skin_Maker07/26/2014 07:04Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@Bluetooth_Bot10/12/2011 03:53Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@StumbleUpon_User09/18/2013 18:02I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
@Runescape_Noob03/09/2000 17:25Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
@Boxxy_Queen07/21/2015 06:46I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

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