Our profile song is “Our Song.” My husband changed it to “The Imperial March.” I’m considering a divorce.
Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii & Twitter” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
Very nice! Great success!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
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