2002 Legacy: The My Friends

I told her I’m hanging out with “the boys.” She asked if “the boys” are a 40-year-old man named Gary and his PlayStation.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »

It told us we’re a "Low-Compatibility Unit." I told it to shut u...read more »

In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »

In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

I wrote her a song. She asked, "Did you use Suno or Udio?" I sai...read more »

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »

It sucked up my car keys and refused to give them back until I c...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

@Jurassic_Park_Fan11/03/2002 00:19Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.

@Men_In_Black_J01/27/2014 05:24Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!

@Grumpy_Cat_Real06/15/2014 10:55I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@Illidan_Blind10/27/1997 19:08I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

@StrongBad_Mail02/02/2015 13:41I’m checking my email and I found a winner!