Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because he was a “fun-gi.”
Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
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