My husband spent all night downloading one song. I told him he could have driven to the record store, bought the CD, and come back three times in that timeframe.
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
I want it that way... the funny way!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Tapping my way to a good mood.