A guy orders a drink and starts singing “Lady Marmalade.” The bartender says, “Voulez-vous coucher avec… the bouncer?”
Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
The Piano Player
A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »
2024 Archive: The Mimosa
"The official fuel of 'mindful' brunches."Part of the 58 Bar Jok...read more »
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2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Rare humor found in the deep web.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
Found this on the deep end of the net.
First! And it’s funny!