“I’m using statistics to manage our marriage.” “And?” “According to my on-base percentage, I should be allowed to watch the game while you do the laundry.”
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow to the Knee & Royal Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition
In 2014, adult humor was as cold as a bucket of ice and as thirst...read more »
The Speeding Ticket Excuse
Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »
The Hidden Snack Stash
A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »
2025 Classic: The Avatar 3 Mystery
"I'm heading to Pandora!" "The garden shed isn't a moon, Kevin. ...read more »
A little girl and boy are...
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between ...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & Hanging Chads” Edition
In 2000, adult humor shifted. We survived Y2K, only to get stuck ...read more »
The Late Night Text
A digital invitation that led to a very analog disappointment.She...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Minecraft Movie Part 2
"I'm mining for diamonds!" "Mine for some motivation to clean th...read more »
The Anniversary Card
Finding the right words for a decade of chaos.The card said, "To ...read more »
2025 Classic: The New Year's 2026 Resolution
"My resolution is to actually play GTA VI... and maybe learn the...read more »
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In 2006, adult humor was a mix of "Very Nice!" catchphrases and t...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition
In 2003, adult humor shifted toward the "Bling" era. If you weren...read more »
56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.
I’ll mention this in my next episode!